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Predictive Pecker With Hanging Card

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Many people will remember the Miracle Fish, a classic novelty item from their childhood that was famous for predicting peoples fortunes. Breathing new life into the popular toy.

The little red fish has been lovingly remodelled as a little red cock and balls dishing out sex instructions for adults wanting to add a little playful fun to their sex life.

As before, user’s place the Predictive Pecker on the palm of their hand and watch with lip-biting anticipation whilst it wriggles, twists and flips to deliver their sexual fate.

The dick of destiny comes individually wrapped and with a pictorial reference guide making it easy for couples to see what sexual position they must take. If just the bellend moves, the instruction is Give Head; just the balls means Hand Job; both ends will result in a 69; curling up at the sides will mean Cunnilingus; no move means a missionary; flips over will be Doggie Style;, and if it crinkles up completely the user can choose to do all the other actions or just go to sleep.

All of our items are delivered in discreet packaging to give you peace of mind. Orders are dispatched via either tracked Royal Mail or DPD courier service to ensure it arrives safely to you. You will receive an email from us once your package is on it's way.

Last Order Times
We aim to get your order to you as quickly as possibly, below are our order cut off points for same day dispatch (UK orders only).

Monday to Friday
24 hour delivery - order before 3pm
48 hour delivery - order before 6pm
Guaranteed next-day delivery - order before 3pm

Saturday and Sunday
Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched the next working day


Delivery Costs

Delivery ServiceDeliveredCostFree if you spend
Royal Mail Tracked 2 Day2 Working Days£2.95£40
Royal Mail Tracked 1 Day1 Working Day£4.79
Royal Mail Special Delivery1 Working Day£7.99 


Returns & Exchanges
If you would like an exchange or to return an item please send your order back to us along with your order number and the reason for returning. Please send items back to us via tracked delivery to ensure they arrive safely.

Please note all lingerie must be unworn, unwashed and in their original condition with the tags still attached. Any toys or accessories must be unused and still in their original packaging.

Unfortunately there are a few items that cannot be exchanged or refunded these are:

  • Any sex toy or accessory where the packaging has been opened, unless the item is deemed faulty or damaged.
  • Lingerie which has been used or that has had the hygiene seal and or tags removed
  • Hosiery that has been worn or where the seal is broken

If you receive damaged or faulty items please contact us before returning.

Please send all returns to the following address

PS Returns Department
Unit H3 Rotterdam Park,
Sutton Fields Industrial Estate,
HU7 0AN

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